G’day February 10, 2007
Posted by Lachlan Connor in 2007 election.6 comments
I hope that everyone has had a pleasant start to 2007. I’m sorry I’ve been a little quiet but I’ve been doing a lot of shifts at the traffic surveying job and working hard to formulate some policy and my campaign strategy.
Just a couple of questions from my public this time around. Greeny asks, “who’s bankrolling your campaign? It looks expensive.”
Well, Greeny. I’m financing my campaign at the moment with a little monetary assistance now and again from my flatmate Heather. Jacob keeps on offering to put some cash in the pool whenever he’s had a few drinks but seems to conveniently forget when it’s time to pay up. The campaign may look expensive but, let me tell you, it’s a real shoestring type operation around here. Thankfully the documentary component of my campaign is funded by those good people over at GrodsCorp.
CarrieO has sent me commiserations about the “girlfriend incident” at my launch party and has very kindly mentioned that she finds me very attractive. She asks, “would you mind if I stalked you? Actually I’m doing it right now. I am not psychotic, promise.”
Well, CarrieO, I’d prefer that you didn’t stalk me. I mean, I’m sure you’re very nice and all but internet romances never really work, do they? Anyway, I know you’re joking about the stalking thing.
Aren’t you?